erectionsandtea:
ceshira:
samapitongzabala:
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST
breakingbeth:
spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
tigerbeauty:
liguid:
Want
Forever reblog bc want so bad
mitten:
sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you
offendings:
nohopeforthebroken:
wemadeithere:
my-silentscreams:
;
Every girl deserves to hear this.
being called this is the best feeling in the world
imagine being called perfect by ryan gosling
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Relaity:
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
psych-facts:
Kiss Me
She’s leaning in a little bit, she’s looking at you with an inviting smile, she’s touching your arm, she’s even tilted her head a little… what are you waiting for? Go for it!
Get Away From Me Now
Arms crossed and an annoyed expression? She’s pulling away every time you try to touch her? He’s backing away every time you try to get closer? All of these spell out one thing and we’re not sure what you did but you’d better leave them alone.
Slumped Posture
This could mean a number of things but we’re always sure that it’s a sign of a really bad day. They’re either sad, discouraged, hurt or fearful about something. You should definitely see if they’re going to be all right.
Read More
